Bullman
PLOP!
ON MY WAY.
I NEVER LEFT.
HOLD MY BAGS.
BACK IN TWO SECONDS.
SOMEBODY IS SHORTING AGAIN.
ROOF'S FULL. TAKING THEM IN.
GUARDING YOUR BAGS

Nobody hired him. Nobody pays him. When the candles turn red, he is already on the roof.

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BULLMAN
$BULLMANGUARDING YOUR BAGS$BULLMANHE ANSWERS EVERY RED CANDLE$BULLMANNOBODY CALLED HIM. HE CAME.

SOMETHING IS STOPPING IT

They say something started watching the market at night. Nobody is sure it's real, but every time candles go red, something is stopping it. Bullman is there to protect your bags at any cost.

Bullman crouched on a gargoyle
MEANWHILE — TWO ROOFTOPS OVER…

HE CAME BACK FOR YOU

He doesn't show up for the whole market, he shows up for the ones still on the floor when everyone else left. You're the one he came back for and the one he will stay with.

Bullman carrying the bags to safety

THE WATCH

TAP ANY FRAME TO ENLARGE
bear problem, solved
bear problem, solved
sitting on the whole vault
sitting on the whole vault
end of shift
end of shift
holding the market up
holding the market up
the clown who shorted
the clown who shorted
off duty, still watching
off duty, still watching

YOU DON'T
ASK EITHER

the market never asked him to watch — he just did

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Bullman sitting on the vault
SUMMONING BULLMAN
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